Salty intel for spicy brands.

Build a more profitable product business by tapping into overlooked opportunities instead of fighting harder for attention.

I'm Casey.

I learned how to market & monetize sexual wellness before algorithms, 50 Shades, and silicone sex toys. If you've seen it, I've spun it, sold it, or studied it.

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About

An industry pro in your pocket.

Most of the industry has only experienced one side of it. I’ve worked across all of them, and my kink is finding the part of your business nobody thought to monetize.

Consulting Services

Industry Fast Track

So You Want to Pick My Brain?

My #1 requested service, this private 90-minute session condenses 20+ years of firsthand brand-building experience into the context and guidance you need to make smarter decisions about your brand.

This industry gatekeeps the important shit, and most brands never get told any of it. In 90 private minutes, I hand you what insiders keep to themselves, including the questions you didn't even know to ask.

Who will buy my products? Why can't I get a buyer on the phone? Should I work with a distributor? Is this trade show worth the money? How does my brand fit into the equation? Ask me anything.

You won't find this caliber of insight at a trade show, in a webinar, or anywhere else online, and you'll leave with exactly what you need to make smarter decisions about your brand, starting now.

Format: 90-Minute Zoom Intensive

B2B Tune-Up

Upgrade Your B2B Positioning

Getting into wholesale takes more than having a good product. Buyers need to understand what you're selling, who it's for, why it belongs in their assortment, and how to sell it to their customers.

I review your brand from the buyer's side of the table, then work with you to strengthen your B2B positioning and the materials supporting it. Depending on what you already have, that can include your wholesale catalog, product descriptions, pricing and margins, sales sheets, retailer-facing messaging, buyer outreach, and other sales assets.

The goal: give you a stronger wholesale story and the tools to present your brand to retailers with a clear reason to buy.

Format: 90-Minute Strategy Intensive + Sales Asset Review

Untapped Revenue Audit

Monetize Hidden Revenue Fast

It's not that you're missing ideas, it's that you're too close to your own business to see which parts are actually working, where money's quietly leaking, or which opportunity is worth chasing next.

I examine your brand from every angle I've worked in myself: positioning, product, pricing, diversification, customer experience, e-commerce, marketing, wholesale, retail, and partnerships, plus the assets and expertise you don't realize you can monetize.

The goal: find at least one revenue opportunity you can act on within 60 days, then hand you a specific plan to execute it.

Format: 90-Minute Zoom Call + Written Diagnostic Plan

Learn Sex Toy Dropshipping

Start Your Sexual Wellness Dropshipping Business

You don't need a warehouse, a huge product order, or product inventory to start a sexual wellness dropshipping business. 

I've operated my own independent e-commerce dropship business, and this intensive gives you the process, tools, and firsthand context to build your own.

We'll cover the decisions that actually determine how the business works: choosing suppliers and products, setting margins, building your store, managing orders and fulfillment, creating your product mix, positioning your brand, marketing within platform restrictions, and avoiding the mistakes that cost new stores time and money.

The goal: leave with a specific plan for getting your store from idea to launch without figuring out the entire dropship model yourself.

Format: 90-minute Zoom intensive

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  • Retailers

    Market-tested, done-for-you tools to simplify your workflow, enhance revenue, and ensure your customers feel seen, not sold to.

    Tools for Retailers 
  • Manufacturers

    Made-for-you tools & guides that decode the nuances of the B2B world, make it easy for retailers to sell your products, and elevate your DTC presence.

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  • Sex Educators

    Content-ready resources for sexual health educators, bloggers, and brand affiliates that link your sex-positive content to sales.

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